LOW EXPECTATIONS
ladyzolstice:

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42

heartfelt shoutout to naoisequirke for bringing this amazing photograph to my attention

ladyzolstice:

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42

heartfelt shoutout to naoisequirke for bringing this amazing photograph to my attention

not-burnie:

i paused the patch to go get a drink and i’ve been laughing for a million years

not-burnie:

i paused the patch to go get a drink and i’ve been laughing for a million years

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

spitcastle:

Here’s lookin at you, kid

spitcastle:

Here’s lookin at you, kid

cluelesspikachu:

multi-flower-girl:

Lets all discuss this man

There is nothing to discuss, only so much to respect.

frauleinninja:

lledra:

sharped0:

gobigorgoextinct:

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

image

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

alltailnolegs:

broliloquy:

painted-bees:

Penh was eyeing up my lollipop something fierce. 


Expecting her to be repelled by it, I let her check it out.
She wiggled her antennae all over it before shoving her face right into it with the fervor of a five-year-old sugar addict. Sean managed to snap a shot of the moment! 

Apparently it’s not “bad” for her, but too much sugar can’t be very ‘good’ either! Though, I’m have a feeling that she would insist otherwise if she were capable of doing so.

nom nom nom

A mantis eating a lollipop

A MANTIS EATING A LOLLIPOP

That’s it, we can all go home. Nothing I will ever post could top this.