LOW EXPECTATIONS

sooo not that I ever cosplay and not that Weiss is really someone I would think to cosplay but if I did cosplay Weiss

instead of a sword I’d carry around one of those multi-color pens

UNLESS, of course, i could instead be arsed to make an actual prop

in which case I’d carry around an enlarged version of those multi-color pens

miss-nerdgasmz:

Hello yes I am a 100% serious artist and I draw Sun Wukong oh so handsome (Based on this photoset)

If this post gets enough notes, I’ll make a “It’s RWBY Thursday!” version of these, probably (which is why the hands on the clock are missing)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

midgaydian:

u will be missed tim hodlestan :’(

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Caught up with RWBY season 2

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i can’t stop hearing the word “fork” in the opening song

pechyenka:

jonathan- nicest jojo

joseph- funniest jojo

johnny- most moe jojo

jolyne- most badass jojo

josuke- most beautiful jojo

giorno- jojo most like greek nonfat yogurt: pleasant but bland

jotaro- most likely jojo to finish the entire thing of oreos and then put the empty container back on the shelf for someone else to find and be disappointed like the little asshole he is